Help! How do I take the subway without running into (or turning into) coffee rat?
New York’s subway system is falling apart, chronically late, and full of stone-cold maniacs. But that’s New York, baby!
While an overheated, overcrowded train might feel like a personal attack, remember that most New Yorkers make this commute every day. So be patient and follow the rules — unless, of course, you want your authentic NYC experience to include catching hands.Subway Rule #1: Let ‘em off
“The most important thing? Let people off the train before you try to shove your way on,” says Mark Dunham, 39, a software engineer from Fort Greene, Brooklyn.
When waiting to board the train, it’s crucial to step aside to let people off first. (You may hear the conductor reinforce this with a furious, garbled “Let ‘em off!” over the speaker). If you panic at the prospect of being left on the Times Square 7 platform, rest assured that you will get your turn.Subway Rule #2: Step in and stand clear
“Number two,” says Dunham, “move to the center of the car. Don’t stand in the doorway!”
Bunching up at the doors slows boarding, which in turn makes even the most mild-mannered New Yorker murderous. Just pay attention to the stops — and when yours comes, move back towards the door with purpose.
Subway Rule #3: Don’t hold the doors
“The most irritating thing is when people hold the doors,” says Theo Boguszewski, 30, a consultant and bartender from Crown Heights. “You’re inconveniencing 500 people just so you can make your train when there’s another one coming.”
While you might be tempted to hold the door for your elderly grandma, wait for the next train to roll along. After a long day of work, New Yorkers just want to get home. Just imagine how you would feel if we came to your office parking lot at 6pm to slap the car keys out of your hand — it’s sort of like that.Subway Rule #4: Keep it moving
“Don’t stop at the top of the steps or the escalator to take your phone call,” Dunham says. “Don’t be in the way.”
Once you’ve emerged from the subway, you absolutely have to keep going — even if you don’t know where you are. A New Yorker in motion will remain in motion, so avoid getting bowled over by a banker with a golf umbrella and head for an out-of-the-way spot before you pull up Google Maps.Subway Rule #5: Think like a New Yorker
“Just use common sense!” says Wanda, 69, from Staten Island, who declined to give her last name. “What are your expectations when you get on the subway? To get from Point A to Point B as painlessly as possible. So do you want to be harassed? Do you want to sit in something dirty? Do you want garbage all over the place? Do you want loud noise? Why do you want to talk on the phone? Hello? What planet are you on!?”
Wanda makes a very good point over the noise of the trains screeching in the Canal St. Q station. The subway in New York is all about the Golden Rule: Do unto others as you would have them do unto you. So don’t slow people down, and try to stay out of the way. If you’re sitting, keep your purse in your lap; if you’re standing, hold onto the pole so you don’t go flying. And please, please, keep your hair, hands, opinions, food smells, pet snakes, and toenail clippings to yourself.
The subway sounds complicated…should I just bike, instead?
If all those shiny blue Citi Bikes tempt you to cycle to your destination, be sure to BYO helmet.
Only about 10% of NYC’s 1,260 miles of bike lanes are separated from vehicle lanes — that means you’ll be entering a New York-themed obstacle course of cars, car doors, pedestrians, buses, and bike messengers. This is not the time to take a leisurely ride — what do you think this is, the Pacific Northwest?
Once you’re on a Citi Bike, all traffic rules apply to you, too. Obey stop lights; always ride in the direction of traffic; stay in the street, not the sidewalk (even if there’s no bike lane or the bike lane is obstructed); and always yield to pedestrians.
Most importantly — and for your own safety — stay off your phone while riding. If you’re unsure of your route, the maps on the Citi Bike kiosks show you the nearby stations and the bike lanes to get you there. Planning your route in advance allows you to act decisively — New Yorkers move quickly, and now, so do you.
Fine, I’ll just walk. I know how to navigate a sidewalk, right?
Wrong! The sidewalk is one of the most crucial and complicated parts of the New York ecosystem.
While you’re strolling down 7th Avenue and thinking it’s a nice place to visit but you could never live here, New Yorkers are using the sidewalks to rush to job interviews and dentist appointments and to pick up their kids from daycare and stop at the grocery store and take out the dog and get dinner on the table. Here’s how to avoid getting in our way:
Don’t hold hands three or four in a row. (Why do people even do this?)
Don’t walk against the flow of traffic! It helps to walk on the right side of the sidewalk as much as possible.
Do not — and we mean absolutely do not — stop walking in the middle of the sidewalk. Even if you just realized you’re going in the wrong direction. Even if you just looked up from your phone, horrified, to find you’re in the entirely wrong borough.
“Breathe easy, you won’t get lost that quickly,” says Lizzie Post, the great-great-granddaughter of erstwhile etiquette doyenne Emily Post and co-president of the Emily Post Institute. “You can find a convenient spot to pull yourself out of pedestrian traffic instead of stopping in the middle of it.”
If you’re ever lost, put down your phone and ask for help. While New Yorkers look scary, most of us will take out a single AirPod to listen to you.
“We want to use our magic words,” Post says. “The ‘Excuse me’ and the ‘Would you be willing’ or the ‘Do you have a moment?’ really does let someone know that you’re aware that you’re interrupting their day.”
No need! “There is no dress code whatsoever,” says David Cote, a playwright, librettist, and the longest-serving theater critic at Time Out New York. “In the summer, you see people in shorts.”
Even if you’re not dressed to impress, you should still respect the sacred space of the theatre.
“Turn off your phone!” Cote says. “Checking your phone during the show or taking a picture is just totally unacceptable.”
Everyone around you paid $250 to watch Hugh Jackman dance, too, so resist the urge to peek at Facebook Messenger and ruin the show.
“The theatre requires a certain amount of selflessness,” Cote says, “in the sense that you sit there, you surrender your attention for an hour or two, you behave yourself with a bunch of strangers in the dark because there’s something that’s more important than you getting on Twitter or Instagram.”
I want to get a drink after the show — what should I tip the bartender?
At a dive bar — think $3 beers and $1 shots — one dollar per drink is the norm. But when a bartender is mixing up a cocktail, a buck just isn’t gonna cut it. Instead, tip at least 15% of the total bill.
“In a cocktail bar in New York City, 15% is standard fare,” says Sother Teague, a bartender and Beverage Director at cocktail bar Amor y Amargo. “20% if you feel you saw exemplary service. Anything above that, the sky’s the limit.”
And while you’re waiting to order your drink in a crowded cocktail bar on a Saturday night, please exercise some patience. Don’t wave your money, whistle, or holler — all you have to do is make eye contact with your bartender.
“I’m putting you on the line the minute you come in the door,” says Teague, “so just understand that I have a process and you’re in the mix.”
While you wait, take a moment to peruse the cocktail menu. Know what you want to order by the time you get to the bar — or, if you can’t decide, be ready to ask for a recommendation.
“You’re never in the wrong to ask questions,” says Teague. “The more in-depth you want to be with me, the more you have to understand that I have a time limit to offer you. When that time limit is over, I’ll say I’ll be back — whether you’ve gotten a drink or not.”
If you really want to get out of the way, hop a boat and head to Ellis Island and the Statue of Liberty. While New Yorkers appreciate a sighting of Lady Liberty from Red Hook or Sunset Park as much as the next guy, there’s no way we’re heading out there with you.
“As a sightseeing experience, you’re not going to be around New Yorkers,” says Craig Kanarick, the CEO of Circle Line, which runs sightseeing cruises around the New York Harbor. “You’re going to be around other visitors just like you.”
That’s good news for your Insta feed — you can finally snap all the photos you want without getting dirty looks from New Yorkers on their way to work.
“Take your phone out immediately!” says Kanarick. “Take your phone out, take selfies, post photos!”
If you want to see Ellis Island and the Statue of Liberty up close (they’re on two different islands, but served by the same authorized ferry — don’t fall victim to the fake cruise scam, à la Alec Baldwin), please remember the history and importance of the sites.
“Ellis Island has an emotional aspect to it,” says Matt Housch, a Park Ranger at the Statue of Liberty National Monument and Ellis Island National Museum of Immigration. “Many visitors will have an emotional experience related to an immigrant experience. Inside voices and respecting a museum environment is especially important.”
Once you’re back in Manhattan — and among the city’s residents — keep that sense of respect at the 9/11 Memorial and Museum. That means taking off your jaunty green foam Statue of Liberty hat, speaking quietly, and knowing better than to pose for grinning selfies.
While the rest of New York’s spectacular museums allow for all the photos you can snap, standard etiquette applies: Keep your voice down; don’t block, crowd, or touch the art; and do your part to create a calm, communal space.
From the moment you step foot in New York, you become a part of the city’s ever-changing community and, hopefully, a follower of its code. That means an authentic NYC experience isn’t just about eating cannoli or catching a show — it’s about moving to the right side of the escalator. It’s offering your seat to someone who might need it more. It’s remembering that everyone else on the subway has somewhere important to be, too. It’s thinking like a New Yorker — thinking about how we can all work together to make New York City work. Most importantly, it’s about getting out of my freaking way, okay? I’m walkin’ here!Sign up here for our daily NYC email and be the first to get all the food/drink/fun New York has to offer.
As spring makes its way through New York City, not only do we get to enjoy beautiful weather, stunning cherry blossoms, and cool activities priced at $Free.99, but it’s also the perfect time for some limited-edition desserts.
With Easter fast approaching, bakeries are filling their shops with tons of chocolate eggs, carrot cake-flavoured everything and all types of flavours that offer both nostalgia and innovation within the city’s dessert landscape. After you’ve picked up a cake from the city’s best new bakeries, from Easter Bunny Churros to Carrot Cake Macarons, here are 8 Easter desserts to try in NYC right now.
Throughout April Various locations
There’s great news for devotees of Magnolia Bakery’s Classic Banana Pudding: For Easter, the spot is mixing up the iconic dessert’s vanilla pudding with some carrot cake. The Carrot Cake Pudding is filled with freshly grated carrots, coconuts, pineapples, raisins, and walnuts. And if both bananas and carrots aren’t your thing, they’ll be offering their Classic Vanilla Cupcakes in pastel colours with a Cadbury chocolate egg hidden inside.
Through Easter Sunday NoHo and Seaport
Known for their celebrity face and meme-worthy decorated cookies, fans of Funny Face Bakery know that a new fun design is always just around the corner. For Easter, they’ve created the adorable Hoppy Easter decorated cookie that resembles a classic box of marshmallow Peeps. Along with that, they also have the return of their fan-favourite Caramel Pretzel Chip cookie flavour, plus a set of three mini-decorated cookies perfect for gifting.
Friday, April 7 through Easter Sunday West Village
With the ever-changing flavours at The Doughnut Project, it’s super easy to miss out on trying out a new debut. But this Easter weekend, there will be two new flavours available. One is of course, a carrot cake doughnut topped with a cream cheese glaze, and the other is known as the Doughnut Nest-a French cruller “nest” with a cream-filled doughnut hole “egg” in the centre.
Wednesday, April 5 through Easter Sunday East Village
For stellar vegan desserts this holiday, head to The Fragile Flour, a plant-based bakery and dessert wine bar. They’re known for going all out for each holiday with a variety of new pastry options that you can pair perfectly with a glass of wine. This Easter, they’ll have a whole dessert menu that’s both delicious and gorgeous for posting on IG. The menu includes Stuffed Carrot Cake Cookies, a Lemon Cake (whole or by the slice), some festive cupcakes, and specialty macarons.
Through mid April Midtown
For a luxurious take on Easter chocolates, browse the selections available at Kreuther Handcrafted Chocolate. You can even pick the Easter Signature Chef’s Selection for a special box curated by award-winning chefs. For something other than chocolate, choose between the Carrot Cake Macarons or the cake flavored Easter Marshmallow Trio, both of which are almost too cute to eat.
Throughout April Nolita
This churro-centric spot is putting the cutest Easter spin on their crispy cinnamon churros by twisting them up into bunnies and bunny ears. At Churreria, choose from a Bunny Churro Lollipop topped with your choice of chocolate or dulce de leche and sprinkles, or the bunny ear churros in the Ube and Matcha ice cream sundae or the Ube Milkshake, both of which are made with ice cream from il laboratorio del gelato.
Throughout April NoHo
You’ve surely seen this croissant tons of times while scrolling through IG or TikTok, whether it’s the Pain au Chocolat one or the latest of the month. Known as Suprêmes, these filled croissants went viral and continue to live up to the hype each time a new flavour comes out. April’s flavour-sour cherry amaretto with a Luxardo custard and toasted almonds. While you’ll have to be super early and wait in line during one of their three drops of the day to get a taste, we promise you it’ll be worth it.
Seasonal Various locations
We all know the iconic cookies from Levain-they’re gigantic, perfectly crispy and chewy, and well worth the long lines. For spring, the shop is launching a new flavour: Caramel Coconut Chocolate Chip. Filled with gooey caramel chips, fresh shredded coconut, and melty dark chocolate, it’s one you’ve got to try while it’s still around. To further celebrate the new season, all of Levain’s storefronts will be decked out in spring floral displays, serving as the perfect backdrop for pictures.
Alaina Cintron is an Editorial Assistant at Thrillist. Her work can also be found in Westchester Magazine, Girls’ Life, and Spoon University. When she’s not at her desk typing away, you can find her exploring a local coffee shop or baking a new recipe.