Nick Miller of New Girl delivers plenty of unique opinions-like, “If we needed to talk about feelings, they would be called ‘talkings,'” or, “I’m not convinced I know how to read. I’ve just memorized a lot of words,” or “I don’t trust fish. They breathe water… That’s crazy.” But as a bar owner, his best tidbits of wisdom are saved for the subject of drinking. And because you should always take advice from a self-professed 30-year-old bartender without health insurance, we gathered Nick’s best lines about all things booze.
On making serious cocktails at the bar
“I only want to make a drink a coal miner would want. Straight forward. Honest. Something that says, ‘I work in a hole.'”
On immune systems
“I’m not going to get sick. No germ can live in a body that is 65 percent beer.”
“You treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol. You treat an inside wound with drinking alcohol.”
The cold weather in most parts of Australia coinciding with EOFY celebrations is the closest thing that we’ll get to snowy Christmas vibes. And if you’re in dire need of some festive cheer after the first six months of 2023, grab your ugly sweater and head to your nearest Red Rooster for Xmas in July deals.
From June 29 – July 31, 2023, Red Rooster is serving up free food items, a chance to win $10,000 or one of 10 merch packs valued at $400 and other fun prizes. All you have to do is sign up as a Red Royalty member and spend $5 on at a location near you or online.
Each week there’ll be new delicious deals and prizes to win. The week one deals have already dropped and they’re looking pretty tasty. You can get access to them via your Red Royalty account. The more you purchase, the more chances you have to win.
Spoiler alert: you can get 10 chicken nuggets for free, right now. Brb running to Red Rooster.